so in class today, someone insulted Jennifer Lawrence by calling her a butterface, and i just stood up and yelled “NO ONE INSULTS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR”, but then someone else yelled out “EVERYONE KNOWS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR IS DEAN WINCHESTER”
this post gave me major second hand embarrassment
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did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers are supposed to wait for security to break the shit apart
teenage girls will fuck your shit up
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So…why haven’t I seen the whole fandom talking about this?
Osric Chau as a young Bruce Lee in a “trailer” for Return of the Dragon.
so uhm
apparently Herobrine is, in fact, a real thing on the Xbox 360 edition of Minecraft. My brother was just in a Stronghold with some friends and he started screaming about something and I went to check out and uh
he was being attacked by a warping Herobrine, it hurt him on contact, didn’t move, and didn’t respond to attacks, and would disappear and reappear seemingly at random.
what the shit, J4
incest
outcest
Shake it all aboutcest
do the hokey-pokey and turn yourself aroundcest
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MY BUS STOPPED AT A CROSSROADS ON GABRIEL STRT AND I WAS LISTENING TO CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON THEN I LOOKED TO MY RIGHT AND THERE WAS A MOTHER FUCKING 67 CHEVY IMPALA I THINK I ACCIDENTLY SUMMONED A WINCHESTER
(Source: ghostly-affair, via idreamofadoctor)
i’m really sick of the phrase “find yourself”
you don’t find yourself
you make yourself
you’re a blank canvas
don’t waste your time looking for blank canvases
when you’ve had a paint brush in your hand the whole time
you can be anything you want to be
you don’t need to find yourself
you already have yourself
now paint
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