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they/their pronouns please.
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When you become friends with the sidewalk


nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek



blah blah worst child ever how dare you live your own life stay up late be 22 years old not have a job

oh and also not drink

or do drugs

never have been in trouble with the police

got good grades


never got in trouble at school

never got in trouble with boys


worst child

you’re going to make your mum get depression again

you’re awful

I’m starting to see a nasty pattern amoung our generation and the way our parents treat us.

  • ☝ - How tall are you?
  • ✔ - Sexual Orientation
  • ♨ - Do you Smoke?
  • ☟ - Do you Drink?
  • ♒ - Do you Take Drugs?
  • ✖ - Age you get mistaken for
  • ☆ - Have Tattoos?
  • ★ - Want any tattoos?
  • ☯ - Got any Piercings?
  • ✌ - Want any piercings?
  • ♧ - Best friend?
  • ♥ - Do you like anyone?
  • ♔ - Top 5 favorite bands?
  • ♬ - Top 5 favorite songs?
  • ☹ - Biggest pet peeve?
  • ✍ - Story from your childhood.
  • ☄ - I wish…
  • ® - Favorite foods?
  • ☀ - Story about your day.
  • ♕ - Top 5 celebrity crushes?
  • ♔ - Top 5 favorite movies?
  • ☮ - Top 5 favorite TV shows?
  • ✏ - Random fact about yourself.


"derp/herp derp" is ableist stop fucking using it, it is a term that originated with making fun of kids with down syndrome and being like "ha ha derp face:-P" and it has been used against disabled people for so long after that, please stop using it, get mad at people that do use it, please

Tagged: #ableism #yeah


*Me pointing to myself* love being trans

*truscum crying voice* no… that’s impossible… you cannot love being trans………. Stop….. it impossible…… you’re cis…….. please stop talking about trans…….. you’re wrong…… stop saying this fake thing….

*Me pointing to myself* love being trans

my mom now has a problem with me saying ‘I know’ to her because it’s me ‘being dismissive’. alright well.

every time you ask me a question and then tune out my answer

i notice.


Re: that last reblog. I’m not even in the avenue of messing around.


when my parents complain about me image



some of us have been following each other for a long ass time

#at this point i dont even care about your fandoms


Can we get a signal boost for trans Latina Arianna Lint’s gender-affirming surgery? Her gofundme page has had 57 shares on facebook but not even half that many dollars in the month that she’s had her page.